Backyard Jokes

  • What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

    Paddy O'Furniture

  • What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

    His garden hoes.

  • What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

    Shoot her again.

  • What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?


  • What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

    Garden hose.

  • What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

    Paddy O'Furniture

  • What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

    A black berry.