Bad Jokes
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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic?
Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar.
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What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?
Shaking Bad.
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Whats the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot?
Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
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What is your location?
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?
It never happens just once.
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What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
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What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?
When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.
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What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?
To get to the other side
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What's the worst part about swim-up bars?
The watery stools
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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?
Ford was my best friend.
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What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?
Going inside and asking for a coat hanger.
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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
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What's the worst part about being black?
Even the name has 'lack' in it
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What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.
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What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?
The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)
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What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot?
Going inside to ask for a hanger.
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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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What is the worst part about being black?
You never know if your gums are bruised.
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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?
The episode.
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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?
They taste like chicken.
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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
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What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?
Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
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What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?
All the pairs of floating eyes
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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
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What's the difference between babies and love?
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?
Seeing your ex.
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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?
Having to toss everyone's salad
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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?
Having to admit you have autism :,P
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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
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What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?
Going in to ask for a coat hanger!
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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?
Everyone knows you're a master baiter!
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What's the worst part about being a redneck?
Having to see your ex at family gatherings.
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What's the worst part about a potato famine?
You can't get to the root of the problem.
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What's the worst part of being bipolar?
The fact you love it.
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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?
They were my friends. :(
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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?
Shaking hands.
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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?
It's never ending.
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Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?
The shootings
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What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?
Cotton mouth
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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?
Deleted
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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
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What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice.
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What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?
When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?
You only get paid in tips.
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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
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What's the worst part of a vacuum?
Nothing.
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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
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Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger
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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?
Getting hit by Rice
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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?
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What do you call the bad part of Italy?
Spaghetto.
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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?
They can't control their pupils.
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What's the worst part about necrophilia?
When you get stiff before she does.
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What's the worst part of running into your ex?
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?
The training.