Bad Jokes

  • What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

  • What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

    What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

  • What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

    They're always trying to 1-Up you.

  • What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic?

    Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar.

  • What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?

    Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

  • What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

    Shaking Bad.

  • Whats the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.

  • What is your location?

    Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

  • What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

    It never happens just once.

  • What's the worst part about being a beaver?

    It's a lot of dam work.

  • What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

    When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

  • What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

    To get to the other side

  • What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

    The watery stools

  • What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

    Ford was my best friend.

  • What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?

    Going inside and asking for a coat hanger.

  • What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

    The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

  • What's the worst part about being black?

    Even the name has 'lack' in it

  • What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic?

    Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.

  • What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

    The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

  • What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot?

    Going inside to ask for a hanger.

  • What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

    The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

  • What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

    You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

  • What is the worst part about being black?

    You never know if your gums are bruised.

  • What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

    Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

  • What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

    The episode.

  • What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

    Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

  • What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

    They taste like chicken.

  • What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

    you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

  • What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

    Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

  • Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

    Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

  • What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

  • Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

    All the pairs of floating eyes

  • What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

    You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

  • What's the difference between babies and love?

    Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

  • What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

    Seeing your ex.

  • What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

    Having to toss everyone's salad

  • What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

    When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

  • What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

    Having to admit you have autism :,P

  • What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

    Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

  • What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

    Going in to ask for a coat hanger!

  • What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

    Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

  • Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

    You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

  • What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

    You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

  • What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

    Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

  • What's the worst part about being a redneck?

    Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

  • What's the worst part about a potato famine?

    You can't get to the root of the problem.

  • What's the worst part of being bipolar?

    The fact you love it.

  • What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

    They were my friends. :(

  • What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

    Shaking hands.

  • What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

    It's never ending.

  • Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

    The shootings

  • What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

    Cotton mouth

  • What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

    Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

  • What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

    Deleted

  • What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

    You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

  • What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

    You have to drop the bomb twice.

  • What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

    When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

  • How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

    If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

  • What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

    Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

  • What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

    You only get paid in tips.

  • What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

    The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

  • What's the worst part of a vacuum?

    Nothing.

  • Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

    Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

  • Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger

  • What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

    Getting hit by Rice

  • What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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  • What do you call the bad part of Italy?

    Spaghetto.

  • What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

    They can't control their pupils.

  • What's the worst part about necrophilia?

    When you get stiff before she does.

  • What's the worst part of running into your ex?

    You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

  • What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

    The training.