Bad Place Jokes

  • Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

    Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

  • What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

    The pet store

  • What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

    The ICU (I-see-you!)

  • What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

    Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

  • Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

    In the ICU.

  • Where my single ladies at?

    drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

  • What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

    Cracker Barrel.

  • Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

    In the I.C.U.

  • Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

    A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

  • What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

    Auschwitz