What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.