Bagpiper Jokes

  • What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

    A. Drool.

  • Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

    They're trying to get away from the noise.

  • How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

    A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

  • Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

    A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

  • What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

    A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.