Bake Bean Jokes

  • What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

    Heinzenburg

  • What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

    A baked bean

  • What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

    Has-beens.

  • What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

    A: Tear gas.