Balloon Jokes

  • Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

    Because she'll let it goooo

  • What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

    Pop music.

  • What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

    A: Siamese twins.

  • Why did the balloon go near the needle?

    Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

  • How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

    Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

  • Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

    Because she'll Let It Go.

  • What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

    A LED Zeppelin

  • Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

    Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

  • Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

    She'll let it go!

  • What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

    A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

  • Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

    Because she'll just let it go.

  • What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

    pop culture

  • What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

    Autistic.

  • Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

    Because she will "Let It Go.

  • Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

    4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

  • What do balloons and virgins have in common?

    One prick and its gone.

  • What type of music do balloons hate?

    Pop music!

  • Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

    She would always let it go.

  • How about if I put a balloon over it?

    Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

  • Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

    A: Because she might Let it Go

  • Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

    There was a birthday potty.

  • Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ?

    Balloon velvet !

  • Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

    Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.