Bam Jokes

  • What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

    20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

  • What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

    Wham, bam, thank you fam"

  • Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

    Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

  • What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

    Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"