Banana Jokes

  • What is Minion's favourite brand?

    Banana RepublicBANA

  • Why can't guys do the splits?

    The banana gets in the way. Banana split

  • What key do you need to open a banana?

    A monkey

  • What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

    Yes! But we cantaloupe.

  • How can you open a banana?

    With a monkey!

  • How do you catch King Kong?

    Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

  • Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

  • Why do people like bananas?

    Because they have appeal!

  • Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

    Everyone finds it a-peeling.

  • Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

    banana is yellow,dynamite is red

  • What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

    A banana split!

  • Why couldn't the banana get a date?

    It didn't have a peel.

  • What are bananas high in?


  • What did the banana say to the human?

    Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

  • Why did the banana go to the hospital?

    Because he wasn't peeling very well.

  • What's invisible and smells like bananas?

    Monkey farts

  • What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

    An elephant disguised as a banana !

  • Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

    He was going as a banana.

  • What did the apple say to the banana?

    Nothing -- apples don't talk!

  • What is the chemical composition of banana?

    Barium disodium

  • What do you do when you're sunburned?

    Make like a banana and peel.

  • How do you open a banana safe?

    With a monkey.

  • What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?


  • Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

    Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

  • Why are bananas never lonely?

    Because they hang around in bunches.

  • Why did the banana bruise?

    Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

  • What's the difference between a mod and a banana?


  • What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

    They both can't ride a bike.

  • What's yellow and goes up and down?

    A: A banana in an elevator.

  • What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

    Terrible at CC

  • How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

    Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

  • What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?


  • Why are bananas so popular?

    Because they have appeal

  • What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

    You're very appealing

  • Why did the banana go out with the prune?

    Because he couldn't find a date.

  • What is Ba + Na2?

    Pupil: Banana.

  • What's yellow and flashes?

    A banana with a loose connection.

  • Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

    A: Because of its appeal.

  • Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

    Because they peel.

  • What did the cat say to the banana?

    Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

  • What's yellow and goes around?

    A banana in the washing machine.

  • Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

    First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

  • What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

    Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

  • What's yellow and smells of bananas?

    Monkey vomit

  • Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

    Banana split so ice creamed !

  • Why do bananas get all the ladies?

    Because they have appeal

  • Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?


  • How do you confuse an idiot?

    Banana cake!

  • What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?


  • What key opens a banana?

    A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

  • What did one banana say to another banana?

    I find you a-peeling

  • What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

    You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

  • What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

    Yo You peel me

  • Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

    Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

  • What did the banana say to the apple?

    Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

  • Where do banana slaves go to work?


  • Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

    They compliment each other nicely.

  • What do you call two bananas?


  • What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

    A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

  • What did the banana say to the elephant?

    Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

  • What did the banana say to the orange?

    Fruit can't talk

  • Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

    Because they might peel!

  • What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

    I know that peel.

  • What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

    You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

  • What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

    IDK, i'm just a banana.

  • What did the banana say to the hippo?

    Nothing bananas can't talk.

  • Why don't bananas snore?

    Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

  • What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

    Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

  • Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

    A: To keep from peeling.