Banana Jokes
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What is Minion's favourite brand?
Banana RepublicBANA
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Why can't guys do the splits?
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
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What key do you need to open a banana?
A monkey
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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
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How can you open a banana?
With a monkey!
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How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
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Why do people like bananas?
Because they have appeal!
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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?
Everyone finds it a-peeling.
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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?
banana is yellow,dynamite is red
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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
A banana split!
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Why couldn't the banana get a date?
It didn't have a peel.
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What are bananas high in?
Trees!
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What did the banana say to the human?
Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn't peeling very well.
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What's invisible and smells like bananas?
Monkey farts
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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?
An elephant disguised as a banana !
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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.
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What did the apple say to the banana?
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
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What is the chemical composition of banana?
Barium disodium
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What do you do when you're sunburned?
Make like a banana and peel.
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How do you open a banana safe?
With a monkey.
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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?
Baana
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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?
Answer: To a Bananas foster home.
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Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Why did the banana bruise?
Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing
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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?
removed
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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?
They both can't ride a bike.
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What's yellow and goes up and down?
A: A banana in an elevator.
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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?
Terrible at CC
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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?
B2
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Why are bananas so popular?
Because they have appeal
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What did the Banana say to the other Banana?
You're very appealing
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil: Banana.
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What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a loose connection.
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Why is the banana the most popular fruit?
A: Because of its appeal.
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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel.
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What did the cat say to the banana?
Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
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What's yellow and goes around?
A banana in the washing machine.
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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?
First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana
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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
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What's yellow and smells of bananas?
Monkey vomit
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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
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Why do bananas get all the ladies?
Because they have appeal
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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
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How do you confuse an idiot?
Banana cake!
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What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?
B-2
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What key opens a banana?
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
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What did one banana say to another banana?
I find you a-peeling
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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?
Yo You peel me
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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
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What did the banana say to the apple?
Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.
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Where do banana slaves go to work?
Plantaintions.
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Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?
They compliment each other nicely.
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What do you call two bananas?
Slippers
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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?
A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........
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What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
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What did the banana say to the orange?
Fruit can't talk
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!
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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?
I know that peel.
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What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?
You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter
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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?
IDK, i'm just a banana.
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What did the banana say to the hippo?
Nothing bananas can't talk.
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Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?
Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?
A: To keep from peeling.