Banana Peel Jokes

  • What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

    Answer: A pair of slipper

  • What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

    Slippers

  • What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

    Meowch!"

  • Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

    Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

  • What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

    IDK, i'm just a banana.

  • What do you call two banana peels?

    A pair of slippers! :D