Barbie Jokes

  • What do you call a line of Barbies?

    A. A Barbecue!

  • Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

    He's a chic Ken.

  • Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ?

    Barbie Q !

  • What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

    It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

  • Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

    Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

  • What did the cannibals do with the midget?

    Put another shrimp on the barbie.

  • Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

    because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

  • Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

    Ken came in a different box.

  • Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

    because he always came in another box.

  • Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

    because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

  • Why is Barbie not pregnant?

    Because Ken came in a different box.

  • Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

    Because Ken came in another box.

  • Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

    Because Ken always came in another box.

  • Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

    because Ken always came in another box.

  • Why does Barbie like Halloween?

    It's pump-ken time