Baroque Jokes

  • Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

    He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

  • Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

    Because he was *Baroque*.

  • What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

    Bach Bach Bach Bach

  • What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

    baroque

  • Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

    Because he's Baroque.

  • Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

    Because he was Baroque.