Baseball Bat Jokes

  • Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

    What could go wrong " My son apparently

  • Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

    If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

  • What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

    Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

  • Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

    Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

  • What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

    A baseball bat.