Basketball Team Jokes

  • What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

    A basketball team.

  • What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

    The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

  • Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

    She kept running away from the ball

  • What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

    The New York Necks

  • Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

    Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

  • What basketball team does a vampire play for?

    The New York Necks

  • Why are the majority of school shooters white?

    Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

  • Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

    She ran away from the ball.

  • Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

    Cause she ran away from the ball

  • What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

    A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

  • Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

    He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

  • What is a group of endermen called?

    A basketball team