Bathe Jokes

  • Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

    Buds before suds, bro.

  • How is my wife doing?

    Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

  • Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

    Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

  • How'd you get the scratches?

    flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.