Batman Jokes
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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?
Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
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What does Batman put in his beverages?
Just ice.
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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?
They don't like rich people in Robin's hood
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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?
Christian Bale.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin
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What would batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
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Why does Batman wear a mask?
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
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What's the difference between batman and a blackman?
Batman can go to the store with out robin.
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Why did batman leave church?
Because Christian Baled
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What do black people and Batman have in common?
Neither one of them get r/dadjokes
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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?
Make it Wayne.
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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?
Bruce Wayne.
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What does Batman do with all his spare money?
He makes it wayne
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Where does batman go to the bathroom?
The batroom.
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What's the difference between batman and a black person?
Batman can go to the store without robin'
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Why did Batman go to the corner store?
FOR JUST ICE
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Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?
Batman can go into a store without robin....
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What does Batman put in his drinks?
Just ice.
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What does Batman like with his whiskey?
Gravely voice) "Just ice."
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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?
Nothing. She's dead.
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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!
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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?
Just-ice
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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?
Christian Bale.
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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!
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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?
Batman can walk into a store without Robin
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How is Batman different from a black man?
Batman can go in a store without Robin.
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What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?
Gotham
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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?
Because of Christian Bail
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What does Batman take with his drinks?
Just ice
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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?
Batman's Parents.
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What does batman take in his whiskey?
Just ice.
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What does Batman like in his lemonade?
Just ice.
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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?
Because he wanted just ice.
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Who's gonna be Batman?
leaves Earth*
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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?
Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?
Christian Bale.
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What is Batman's favorite sport?
Baseball.
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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?
They got Bale.
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What would make Batman really salty?
Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-
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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?
Dew diligance
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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?
Gotham?
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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?
A: Flatman and Ribbon
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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?
Wrong, Batman always wins. Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?
Because it was rated "PG"
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Why did Batman climb the tree?
He was looking for Robin's nest.
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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?
I'm Batman.
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What does Batman use to wash his hair?
Conditioner Gordon.
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What type of movies can't batman see?
Parental Guidance.
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What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?
What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!
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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?
She doesn't because she's dead.
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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?
A Christian Bale
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How does batman order his iced water?
Can I get that..Just ice"
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Why's he in his underwear?
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
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What happens when batman takes viagra?
The dark knight rises
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What does batman take in his beverages?
just...ice.
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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?
Batman thinking about his dead parents.
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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?
The krypton-knight.
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What do you call Batman without a soul?
Bn. (B "atma" n)
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How do we know that Batman is black?
He can't go anywhere without Robin'
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What is Batman's least favorite TV channel?
The Family Channel.
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What does batman add to his tea?
Just ice.
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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?
Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!
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What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
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What does Sodium and Batman have in common?
NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....
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What do you see?
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
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What if it's daytime?
Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*
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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon
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What's the difference between batman and Blackman?
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)
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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?
The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive
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What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?
To the Batmobile!"
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What's Batman's favorite fruit?
Bananananananananana
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What's in common between Batman and a black guy?
They can't go into a store without Robin
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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?
Get in the car"
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What did Batman say at the deli?
Got ham
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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?
Because no one would care that he died.
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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go to a store without robin.
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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?
Christian bail.
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How do you spell no?
Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)
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What's Batman's favorite food?
Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
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What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?
Got Ham?
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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?
They don't they're dead.
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What does Batman put in his drink?
Just ice
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Why are batman and black man different?
Bat man can go a whole night without robin
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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?
A Christian bail
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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?
The Dark Knight Rises.
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Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?
The Just-Ice League.
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What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?
7777-Batman
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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?
Batman.
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What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?
Vanilla Bane!
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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?
A Chiroptopracter.
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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
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What's Batman's favorite dessert?
Just ice cream
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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?
He made them Batman.
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Where did the Joker prank Batman?
Got 'Em City.
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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
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What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?
The Dark Knightrogen
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What sport can Batman best Superman in?
Polo
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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
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What do they say when batman catches a cold?
He's ben affleckted.
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What does batman like adding to his drinks?
JUST-ICE
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What does Batman get in his drink?
Just Ice
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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
She doesn't, she's dead
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How does a chemist introduce Batman?
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!
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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?
Conditioner Gordon.
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What is Batman's favourite hair product?
Conditioner Gordon.
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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?
Christian Bale Hah
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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?
Flatman and Ribbon !
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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
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What is the Speed of Darkness?
Batman!
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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?
Batman
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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?
A: Because Robin ate the worms.
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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
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What's Batman's least favourite album?
A Night at the Opera.
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Where does Batman go to get a haircut?
Batman-do