Battleship Jokes

  • What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

    A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

  • Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

    So they could Scandinavian.

  • Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

    So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

  • How Long is a battleship. True or false?

    False. How Long is a man from China.

  • Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?


  • What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

    A2 Brute.