Bay Jokes

  • What kind of bird flies around bays?

    Bagles

  • Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

    If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

  • Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

    Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

  • What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

    A Bay-gull

  • Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

    Because it was a freight!

  • What do you call a seagull by the bay?

    A bagel.

  • Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

    Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

  • What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

    My zipper

  • What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

    I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

  • Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

    Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

  • Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

    Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

  • Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

    Because then they would be bay-gulls.

  • What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

    A bagel

  • Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

    Because they don't want to be bagels.

  • Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

    Because then they'd be bagels.

  • What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

    a bagel

  • Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

    Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

  • Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

    If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

  • Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

    because then they'd be called bagels!

  • Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

  • What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

    My zipper.

  • Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

    Because if they did they would be Bagels

  • Why do seagulls live by the sea?

    If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

  • Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

    Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

  • Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

    Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

  • Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

    Because then they would be called Bagels!