Beaver Jokes

  • I just watched a documentary about beavers.

    It was the best dam show I ever saw

  • How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

    Look at her beaver.

  • Why was the beaver homeless?

    He just couldn't give a dam.

  • Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

    They never want to log off.

  • What do you call a group of Beavers?

    A hens nights

  • What did the beaver say to the tree?

    It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

  • What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

    Dam it.

  • Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

    The riverbank.

  • What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

    Cod dam

  • What did the beaver say to the tree?

    It's been nice gnawing you.

  • What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

    I'll be dammed.

  • What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

    Quack quack!

  • What's the worst part about being a beaver?

    It's a lot of dam work.

  • What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

    Damn

  • How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

    None because only beavers give a dam.

  • Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

    He only had Non-Stick pans.

  • What do beavers do to a river?

    God dam it