Bedtime Jokes

  • When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

    When the big hand touches the little one.

  • What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

    A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

  • How did God make Himself?

    I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

  • When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

    When the big hand touches the little hand.