Beetle Jokes

  • What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

    He just beetled off !

  • What is yellow and lives off beetles?

    Yoko Ono

  • What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

    John Linen

  • What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

    He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

  • How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

    A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction