Belt Jokes

  • Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

    It'd be a waste of time.

  • What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

    A few notches on the belt buckle.

  • What did 0 say to 8?

    Why's your belt so tight bruh

  • What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

    I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

  • Why is your voice gone?

    Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

  • What does a belt like to do?

    Getting Waisted

  • What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

    It's not right, but it's OK

  • What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

    Top notch.

  • What do you call a belt made out of watches?

    A waist of time...

  • How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

    A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

  • What did the hat say to the belt?

    You hang around I'll go on ahead

  • What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

    A waist of time *door closes on way out*

  • Why did the belt get locked up?

    A: He held up a pair of pants.

  • What do you call a belt made out of watches?

    A waist of time.

  • Why is wrestling stupid?

    It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

  • How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

    They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

  • Why did the belt go to prison?

    He held up a pair of pants!

  • What does the zero say to the eight?

    I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

  • What did the number zero say to the number 8?

    I like your belt

  • Why did the belt get arrested?

    Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

  • Why, Bro?

    B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

  • Why bro?

    Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF