Bernadette Jokes

  • What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

    Bernadette.

  • What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

    Bernadette!

  • Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

    Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

  • What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

    Bernadette