Berry Jokes

  • What do you do to a dead fruit?

    You *berry* it.

  • What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

    Berry Christmas!

  • What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

    Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

  • Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

    Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

  • What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

    Run Berry, run!

  • What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

    A raspberry!