Bicycle Jokes
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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?
It was two tired.
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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?
he was two-tired...
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What do you call a nun on a bicycle?
virgin mobile
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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
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What elephant and a canary and in common?
They both can't ride bicycles.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
It was 2 tired...
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What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?
A trike
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Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?
It could be your bicycle!
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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?
Because it is two-tired!!!!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?
Attire.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?
It was two tired.
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Why did Jill fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
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What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?
They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.
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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
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Why did the bicycle fall down?
because it was two-tired.
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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
A tyre (attire)
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire
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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?
Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)
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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?
Because you never forget!
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Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???
Because than it would be REcycling
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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?
Attire
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What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?
The rightful owner of both is white
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What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired. :)
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Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?
Because it's two tired.
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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?
They are two tired
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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?
The cigarette.
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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire
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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?
Attire...!!
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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?
Because I threw a microwave at him
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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?
Petal !
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Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?
Because they're two-tired.
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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !
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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?
Attire.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
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How is a fish like a bicycle?
Neither one knows how to whistle!
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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?
Because its two tyred
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?
Attire
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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?
Because it was two-tired
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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?
They both can't ride a bicycle!
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What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
a tire.
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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
The road.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was too tired...
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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?
Attire.
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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?
A Moosical
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What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?
Your bicycle.
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?
Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.
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What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?
A popsicle!
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Why did the bicycle stop moving?
Because it was two-tiered.
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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
Attire.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?
Because it was two-tyred.
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
A-tyre
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Why did the bicycle fall over??
Because it was two tired...
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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?
A: Because he was a gold fish.
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
A tire!
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What did the flower say to the bicycle?
Petal.
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What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?
Organized crime!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?
Attire
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When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it turns into a driveway.
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
Because they're two tired
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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
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Why can't a bicycle stand alone?
It's two tired.
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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
x-post from r/bicycling Attire
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?
Because it's two-tired
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What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle
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Why did the unicycle win the race?
Because the bicycle was two tired.