Big Cat Jokes
Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
A cheetah !
Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
Why shouldn't you trust big cats?
They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies.
What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?
What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?
Why you always lion "
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!