Big Cat Jokes

  • Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

    A cheetah !

  • Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

    They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

  • Why shouldn't you trust big cats?

    They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies.

  • What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

    A sheopard.

  • What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

    Why you always lion "

  • Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

    They might be cheetahs!