Big Deal Jokes

  • What's the big deal?

    It's not like I did it on porpoise!

  • Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

    They're wheels.

  • What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

    I turned MY student loans into vodka...

  • How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

    it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.