Big Difference Jokes

  • What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

    The spelling and pronunciation.

  • What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

    The crayon is non-toxic!

  • What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

    The taste.

  • What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

    Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

  • Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

    The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

  • Whats the biggest difference betweens mens and womens soccer?

    There are more pussies on a mens soccer team

  • What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

    How they process things.

  • What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

    Santa stops at three Ho's

  • What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

    Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.