Bigfoot Jokes

  • Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

    Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

  • What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

    Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

  • What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

    Sasquats

  • What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

    A: Bigfoot has been sighted.