Bill Cosby Jokes

  • What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

    I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

  • What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

    Rufi-ooooooo!

  • What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

    Camembert.

  • What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

    He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

  • Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

    He had Jello fever!

  • What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

    Ten Roofies.

  • What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

    They both know when you are sleeping.

  • Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

    Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

  • What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

    Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

  • What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

    Kids say the darnedest things.

  • What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

    You don't see either one coming.

  • What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

    Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

  • How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

    A: Pretty good

  • Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

    Sleeping Beauty

  • What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

    Netflix and pill

  • What is Bill Cosby's favorite hotel chain?

    Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out.

  • What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

    Their victims never see them coming.

  • Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

    Bill Cosby

  • Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

    Bill Cosby

  • What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

    He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

  • What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

    Zzzzip)

  • How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

    He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

  • How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

    When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

  • What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

    The roof.

  • What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

    Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

  • Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

    Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

  • What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

    art

  • What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

    A Bill Cosby.

  • Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

    He required that their circuits have no resistance.

  • What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

    Vladimir Puddin'

  • What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

    A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

  • What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack?

    Jail-O

  • Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

    because he can't lace them.

  • What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

    Smelling salts.

  • What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

    I don't remember