Bill Nye Jokes

  • Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

    Because of the Nye Quill.

  • What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

    Bill Nye the Seance guy.

  • Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

    Because inertia is a property of matter.

  • What exactly does BYOB mean?

    Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat