Biology Jokes

  • How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

    A: A Buy-ologist.

  • Why don't biology and physics get on?

    They lack chemistry.

  • What do you find in cells?

    My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

  • What does prison have in common with biology?

    Cell culture.

  • Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

    He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.