Bird Flu Jokes

  • How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

    One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

  • What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

    one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

  • What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

    For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

  • What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

    If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.