Bit Jokes

  • What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

    In bits and pieces.

  • What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

    Two bits!

  • Why do they say "character actress"?

    Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

  • What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

    Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

  • What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

    3 Lannisters.

  • Why can't blondes count to 70?

    Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

  • What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

    A bit of a shock really!

  • Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

    Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

  • What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

    He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

  • What do you do if hou are cold?

    If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

  • What's the best thing about a Boolean?

    Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

  • What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

    I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

  • What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

    A Wahhobbyist.

  • What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

    Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

  • How do i know you're not 1 of them?

    Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

  • What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

    A bit of a Downey

  • What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

    Hair-vents.

  • What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

    Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

  • Why can't a blonde count to 70?

    Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

  • Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

    He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

  • Why is the network engineer sad?

    Because his career is in bits.

  • How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

    A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

  • How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

    A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

  • What's your ring tone?

    Pinkish with a bit of brown.

  • What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

    Bit him naturally.

  • What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

    They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

  • How much for it?

    Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."