Black Guy Jokes
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
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Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.
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What's in common between Batman and a black guy?
They can't go into a store without Robin
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What did the black guys say to the bleach?
you basic
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How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?
Testostyrone.
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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record
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What did the black guy get on his SATs?
Barbecue Sauce
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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?
One can raise a child
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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.
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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?
A pilot, you racist.
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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?
The Dark Knight Rises
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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."
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What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
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What is long and hard for a black guy?
Third grade
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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?
I can't even
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What did one black guy say to another black guy?
We're both black guys.
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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?
Their criminal record.
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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
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Who lives in the green house?
Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!
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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
First grade.
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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?
nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.
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What do you call two black guys on a bike?
Organized crime
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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
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How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?
It depends on how big his plantation is.
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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?
Coach.
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What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?
A Vinegar.
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What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?
They're both only three fifths of a person
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What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?
His brother with the DVR
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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
A pilot, you f'n racist!!
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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?
Batman can walk into a store without Robin
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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?
A pilot of course.
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Why do moslem girls love black guys?
more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.
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When black guys say "ya feel me?
I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
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Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?
Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.
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What do you call a black guy on a bike?
Crime
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What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four!
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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
You cant count them when its dark
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What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?
The PGA tour.
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What did the black guy get on his SAT?
Watermelon juice.
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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?
Polly want a Cracker.
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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?
Neighbor.
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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
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How do you starve a black guy?
Put his food stamps in his work boots
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What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A Basketball player.
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How do you pick up a black guy?
With a noose.
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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?
A stay at home dad
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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?
Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?
Neighour
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What should you do if you see your TV floating?
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
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What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?
A masochist
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What do you call a black guy with a fan?
Antique air conditioner.
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What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?
Canoes tip.
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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?
You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?
It's not there.
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What did God say when he made the first black guy?
Oops I burned one!
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What do you say to a black guy in a suit ?
Will the defendant please rise !
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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?
a pianist
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What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?
A racist you racist.
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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?
A criminal record.
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Why did the black guy loose all his money?
Because a cop robbed him.
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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?
Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton
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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?
He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'
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Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?
because... chicken.lel
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What do you call a black guy on the moon?
An Astronaut.
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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?
A florist.
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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?
A PILOT, YOU RACIST!
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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?
A bench can support a family of four.
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What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?
uh...a blacker eye?
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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?
For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.
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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?
Stop laughing and reload.
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What's the difference between pizza and a black guy?
The pizza can feed a family
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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?
Precedent.
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What do your mother and a marathon have in common?
They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.
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What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
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What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
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Whats the only white thing about a black guy?
His owner.
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What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?
Unreliable, you racist prick.
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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?
What did you think it would be, you racist?
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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
You cant count them when its dark
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What do you call a black guy at college?
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
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What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?
Antique farm equipment.
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What do you call two black guys walking down the street?
Nothing. Are you racist or something?
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What do you say to a black guy with a job?
Keep at it, inmate!
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What do you call a asian and a black guy??
A math problem.
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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?
Mr.President
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What do you call a black guy in a museum?
Antique farm equipment
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Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?
Because they were still monkeys.
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How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
None, he 'fell'.
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What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?
all of them.
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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?
Just kidding he did
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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?
Cancer can get jobs
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What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?
His upper lip.
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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?
His brother holding the VCR.
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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?
Neighbor
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What do you call a black guy that goes into space?
An Afronaut
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What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
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What do you call two black guys on a white guy?
half a sack
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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?
The elevator can raise a child.
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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?
The NBA draft
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What do KKK and intensive training have in common?
they both make black guys run faster
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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?
An ambulance.
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What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?
Stranded!
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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.