Black Man Jokes
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What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?
A white man makes it to prison.
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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?
They get paid to shoot black men.
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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?
Where to sir?
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What do you call a black man that summons the dead?
A Nergomancer
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Why did the black man walk into a bar?
Because the cell door was still locked.
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What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?
The rightful owner of both is white
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What did one white cop say to another white cop?
Another black man bites the dust.
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How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !
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What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag?
A Kit-Kat.
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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
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What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?
Robbin Hood
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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family.
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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
Pilot.
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Why are black men taller than white men?
Because their knee grows.
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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
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What do a tornado and a black man have in common?
They both can ruin a neighborhood.
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What's the difference between a black man and a bench?
The bench can support a family of four.
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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?
You can't take a rib from a black man
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What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?
Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN
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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
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What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?
They both make black men run faster.
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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?
Neighbor" thanks bugz
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Why did the black man try to break into jail?
He wanted to be with his family.
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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!
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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?
It won't be there
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What does BMW stand for?
Black man working
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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?
Santa stops after the third Ho
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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
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What do you call a black man with a MD?
A doctor you racist.
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Why do black men smell bad?
Because prison showers aren't very good...
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What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?
A warden
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What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?
They both got famous for getting a black man off.
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Why are batman and black man different?
Bat man can go a whole night without robin
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What did the black man get for his son on christmas?
Your bike.
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Why was the white man chasing the black man?
Because he was in first place.
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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?
Neighbor
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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
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Why was the black man arrested?
Good question.
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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?
The Secret Service
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
Damn, I burnt one."
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What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?
A pilot, you racist.
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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?
Hang ten dude!!
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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?
A pizza can feed a family.
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What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?
A pilot, of course.
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How is Batman different from a black man?
Batman can go in a store without Robin.
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What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?
TRUSTWORTHY!
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How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.
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Why did the black man have a heart attack?
afrosclerosis
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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?
hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss
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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?
It's not there.
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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
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How do you make a black man run faster?
Give him a white man's wallet.
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What happens when you shoot a black man?
You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
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How do we know Adam & Eve weren't black?
You ever tried taking a rib from a black man
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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?
Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
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What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?
Coach
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What's the difference between plants and black men?
Cells are found inside plants.
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What do you NEVER call a black man?
a friend
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Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?
Because their knee grows.
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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?
a family reunion
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How do you starve an black man?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?
An elevator can raise a child.
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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?
It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go to a store without robin.
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What do you say to a black man in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise."
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What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?
Your car.
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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?
A stereotype
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What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
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How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?
Mace.
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What, over in ten seconds?
Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?
A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)
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What is a nickname for any black man?
Tripod, because they have an extra leg..
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What's the difference between a black man and happiness?
You can't buy happiness!
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Why do black men make such good husbands?
Because they're already used to being whipped.
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What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?
They both like giving nickel rides to black men!
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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?
Tequila Mockingbird
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What is black and in jail?
A black man who committed a crime.
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Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?
They couldn't fit.
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Who lives in the white house?
the black man
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Why don't black people dream?
The last black man to have a dream got shot.
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What do you call a black man walking down the street?
A pedestrian.
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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None, he fell.
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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?
Turn off all the lights.
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What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?
The PGA tour.
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What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?
Afroturf
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What's long and hard on a black man?
The third grade.
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What's the difference between a black man and a bike?
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
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What do you call a black man with a gun ?
You call him "sir".
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA Tour.
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What did the black man get on his SAT's?
BBQ sause.
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What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?
Pregnancy.
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Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?
A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.
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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?
One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"
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What hits the ground first?
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?
A dead baby can feed a family of four
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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?
Waiting for him to show up.
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Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?
To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.
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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?
Neighbor!
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Who lives there?
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
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What do you call two black men on a videotape?
Evidence.
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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?
I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.
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What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
a pilot, you racist
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What is the difference between a black man and a couch?
A couch can support a family
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What's the difference between a woman and a man?
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?
The Book of Job.
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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?
By how many slaves he has.
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Why was the black man so tall?
Because his knee grows.
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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?
Raise a family.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin
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What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?
They all know how to get black men off.
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What does a black man and a tornado have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
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What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
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How does a black man ride a black stallion?
With no legs.
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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?
I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.
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What N word do you not want to call a black man?
Neighbor
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What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood
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What happened when the black man went to night school?
The teacher marked him absent.
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What did the black man say to the Mexican?
Hey. Watermelawn.
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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?
His cousin with the DVD player
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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man
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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?
The large pizza can feed a family of four.
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What do you call a black man in space?
An astronaut.
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What falls first an apple or a black man?
An apple because the balackman hangs.
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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?
There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.
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Why did the black man walk backwards?
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
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What do you call a black man in a tree?
Branch Manager
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What does a gift and a black man have in common?
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
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What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?
May be offensive) Mike Tyson
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What do you call black men working while white men watch?
Slav-The NBA
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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?
because polly wanted a cracker
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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?
Shot a black man.
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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?
Because he had a membership.
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What is the difference between a black man and a bench?
A bench can support a family.
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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
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What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?
One is a nerdy digger.
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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?
A picnic table can support a family of four
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What do you call a black man in a stunt plane?
The brown streak.
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What do you call a black man selling drugs?
A pharmacist, you racist.
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What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?
They both only work with a chain on.
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What did the black man say to the white kid?
Put the gun down!
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What do you call a black man that flies planes?
A pilot, you racist.
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Why do all black men have nightmares?
The one with a dream was shot.
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Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?
because im a black man you racist
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How do you call a black man in space?
Nasa first called it Albert
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What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?
A Pencil cause he's full of lead!
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Why was the black man selling drugs?
He was a pharmacist.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.