Black Person Jokes
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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor
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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor
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What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person?
A Pizza can feed a family of four
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What's the difference between batman and a black person?
Batman can go to the store without robin'
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How do you find a black person?
Guilty.
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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
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What kind of a joke does a black person not get?
Dadjokes
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What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water?
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
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How do you know if a black person used your TV?
It's not there anymore.
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What is faster than a black person with your TV ?
His brother with your DVD player.
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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?
Cancer got Jobs
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What's the difference between a black person and a bench?
One can support a family
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Why can every black person run so fast?
Because the slow ones are in jail.
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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?
Two Chainz.
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What do you call one black person on the moon?
A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*
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What's the one thing a black person will never steal?
Your job.
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When does a black person goes to school?
When it's being built!
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How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs?
None. He ....
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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
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What do you call a black person that cant sing?
A rapper
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Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?
They're not falling for that one again..
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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?
A really stupid ape
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What's long and hard On a black person?
First grade
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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
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What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?
Nothing
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What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?
The black person.
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Why do black people never dream?
Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.
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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor
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Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?
The last black person that had a dream got shot!
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What do a black person and a bike have in common?
they both don't work without a chain.
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Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?
God doesn't punish anyone twice.
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Why is it called the "color TV"?
Because it was invented by a black person!
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What is the difference between a black person and a bench?
One can support a family of four.
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What does a black person get for Christmas?
Your bike.
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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
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How can you tell a black person is lying?
His lips are moving.
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What does a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!
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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?
Nigeria
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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?
The Janitor
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What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?
Neighbor
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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
Neighbor.
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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?
It's gone.
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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
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What does King Kong and a black person have in common?
neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.
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What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?
There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.
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What do you call a black person from Niger?
A Nigerian, you racist
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What did God say when he saw the first black person?
Ooops, I burnt one!
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Why was the black person sad?
Police Brutality
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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?
Neapolitan.
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What's the worst present you could give a black person?
Cotton Scented Hand Lotion
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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?
About three fifths.
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Why did the black person cross the road?
To fry the chicken.
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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?
Neighbor
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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
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How do you starve a black person?
You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
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What did God say when he made the first black person?
Damn, I burnt one...
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What do you call a black person with a PHD?
A Doctor you racist!
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What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?
Hi dad!
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What do you call a black person in space?
An astronaut.
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What do you call a black person who smokes?
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
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What's a black person of the United States called?
A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist
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How do you keep a black person from drowning?
You don't