Black Widow Jokes

  • Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

    Because it's made out of vibranium.

  • What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

    Natasha Ramenoff

  • Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

    Because a black widow has no husband.

  • What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

    Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

  • What sound does a black widow make?

    My husband be dead