Black Widow Jokes
Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?
Because it's made out of vibranium.
What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?
Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?
Because a black widow has no husband.
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?
Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.
What sound does a black widow make?
My husband be dead