Black Woman Jokes

  • How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

    All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

  • What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

    A crime fighter.

  • What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

    A crime fighter

  • What's the difference between a woman and a man?

    A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

  • What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

    A crime fighter.

  • What do you call a black woman on the moon?

    An astronaut.

  • How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

    When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

  • What do you call a black woman whose had an abortion?

    A crimefighter

  • What do you call a black woman in space?

    An astronaut, you douchebag.

  • How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

    When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

  • How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

    When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

  • How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

    The cotton in her tampon is picked

  • How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

    All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

  • How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

    9 months.

  • How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

    The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

  • Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

    Because black women have no rights.

  • How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

    When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

  • What do mysoginy and racism have in common?

    Black women.

  • How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

    Nine months.

  • How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

    When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

  • How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

    9 months

  • What does a black women do after having a water birth?

    Flush the toilet.

  • How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

    Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

  • Why do pirates prefer black women?

    They love booty.

  • How long does it take a black woman to poo?

    9 mouths

  • How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

    a crime fighter

  • How does a black woman fight crime?

    By having an abortion

  • How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

    9 months

  • How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

    About 9 month.

  • What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

    A crime fighter.

  • How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

    All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

  • How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

    When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

  • What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

    Crimefighter

  • How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

    When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.