Blender Jokes

  • How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

    A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

  • Why are men like blenders?

    You need one but you're not quite sure why.

  • How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

    A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

  • When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

    A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

  • What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

    Pure-eh

  • What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

    A visit from the cops.

  • What's green then turns red really quickly?

    A frog in a blender

  • What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

    a handshake

  • What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

    A frog in a blender.

  • How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

    A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

  • What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

    A: Rhesus Pieces.

  • What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

    Whirled Peas

  • How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

    Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

  • How many babies can fit in a blender?

    Depends how powerful the blender is

  • What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

    A frog in my blender

  • How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

    with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

  • How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

    Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

  • How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

    with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

  • What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

    Shredded Tweet !

  • How do you make a dog drink?

    You put it in a blender.

  • What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

    A frog in a blender.

  • I can't tell if i like this blender...

    It keeps giving me mixed results.

  • What goes?

    green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

  • What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

    A hand shake.

  • How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

    With tortilla chips

  • Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

    So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

  • What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

    Apple Sauce

  • How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

    A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

  • How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

    Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

  • What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

    Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on