Blind Date Jokes

  • What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

    I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

  • How was your Blind date?

    Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

  • How did your blind date go?

    Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

  • How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

    On a blind date

  • How did a blind man meet his wife?

    A: On a blind date!

  • What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

    So.. you seeing anyone "

  • How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

    On a blind date!

  • How was your blind date ?

    Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "