Blue Eye Jokes

  • What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

    A veteran Aryan.

  • What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

    A VeterinArian.

  • What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

    Pink eye

  • What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

    A Pastafaryan.

  • What's your strength?

    Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.