Blueberry Jokes

  • What do you call a sad strawberry?

    A blueberry

  • What's round and black and blue?

    A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

  • What does a blueberry do at a party?

    The Anti-oxy-dance

  • Why are elephants gray?

    A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

  • What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

    They both can't ride a bicycle!

  • What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

    Berried Treasure.

  • Why are elephants grey?

    So you can tell them apart from blueberries!