Bmw Jokes

  • Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

    BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

  • What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

    You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

  • What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

    The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

  • What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

    On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

  • What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

    I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

  • What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

  • Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

    The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

  • Why do men like BMWs?

    Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

  • What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

    A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

  • What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

    A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

  • Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

    because it was being driven by a woman

  • What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

    on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

  • What is the tastiest car ever?

    The BMW I8.

  • What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

    Optional.

  • What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

    Turn signals

  • What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

    The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

  • What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

    In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

  • What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

    A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

  • What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

    A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

  • What are mixed feelings?

    Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

  • Why do blondes drive BMWs?

    A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

  • What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

    A cactus has the prick on the outside.

  • Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

    Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

  • What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

    Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

  • What does BMW stand for?

    Black man working

  • What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

    A Mini Golf.

  • What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

    Rust-in-peace.