Boarder Jokes

  • Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

    They were his best fronds.

  • Why is there no mexican olympics?

    Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

  • Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

    He was part of doctors without boarders .

  • What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

    Doctors without boarders.