Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?
They were his best fronds.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder
Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?
He was part of doctors without boarders .
What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?
Doctors without boarders.