Bob Jokes

  • What does he have now?

    Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

  • What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

    A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

  • Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

    A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

  • Where did bob go during the explosion?

    everywhere.......

  • What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

    Bob.

  • What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

    Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

  • Why did Bob disagree with communism?

    He thought it was such Bolshevik.

  • What's your blud type bob?

    Typo

  • What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

    Bob. *I'm so sorry*

  • What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

    Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

  • What does BoB have Now?

    He have diabetes

  • What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

    Bob.

  • How about a dirty one as well?

    Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

  • How's your wife been?

    Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

  • What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

    Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

  • What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

    Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

  • What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

    Bob

  • How did the blonde burn her nose?

    Bobbing for french fries.

  • What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

    A: Bob

  • What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

    Bob

  • What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

    Bob

  • What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

    Bob.

  • Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

    Bob Jones.

  • What does Bob the spider do for a living?

    He's a web developer.

  • What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

    They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

  • What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

    Bob.

  • What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

    Bob

  • What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

    Bob

  • What do you call a limbless swimmer?

    Bob.

  • How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

    Bob

  • What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

    Bob

  • What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

    What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

  • Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

    Because they're crab apples !

  • What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

    Bob

  • How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

    He was always drinking on the job

  • What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

    Bob

  • What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

    Circuit training.

  • What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

    Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

  • What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

    Bob.

  • What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

    Bob

  • What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

    Bob.

  • What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

    credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

  • What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

    Bob.

  • What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

    Bob.

  • What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

    Bob.

  • What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

    Bob.