Bodybuilder Jokes

  • Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

    Huge Jackman

  • What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

    Muscle tone deaf.

  • Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

    Because he wanted to get more definition.

  • What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

    Weights

  • When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

    because you can never be too careful.

  • How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

  • Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

    Because his pythons were sick

  • Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

    They ran out of juice!

  • Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

    Because with them it always works out.

  • How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

  • What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

    How much do you whey bro

  • Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

    Because it was a gun-free zone