Bolt Jokes

  • What does a robot do after a one night stand?

    He nuts and bolts

  • What did the bolt say to the nut?

    Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

  • What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

    A cross-threader

  • What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

    A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

  • Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

    Because it was screwed up!

  • What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

    He nuts and bolts.

  • How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

    Bolt upright.

  • What do robots do on a one night stand?

    He nuts and bolts

  • Why is the robot good at one night stands?

    Because he nuts and bolts.

  • What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

    I'm sari.

  • What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

    Nut and bolt

  • Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

    They just screw, nut, then bolt.

  • What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

    He screws, nuts, and bolts

  • What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

    Nuts and bolts

  • What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

    He nuts and bolts.

  • What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

    He nuts and bolts.

  • What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

    He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

  • What do you if there is a black out?

    Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.