Bomb Jokes
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What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?
What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!
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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?
This is a bomb in a bull.
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Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home
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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?
Everywhere.
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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?
because its not a Target.
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What makes the Palestinians tick?
Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.
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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
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Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?
Everywhere.
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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?
I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.
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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
E V E R Y W H E R E
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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?
They both like bombs
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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?
Linoleum Blownapart
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Why is Iran called Iran?
Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*
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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?
Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*
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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?
You have to drop the bomb twice.
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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
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What's the definition of awful?
Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.
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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?
ALOHA SNACKBAR
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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?
They always bomb the punchline!
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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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What's ISIS favourite meal?
Turkey! Its the bomb!
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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
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What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
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What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?
Iran
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What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?
When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?
Oahu Akbar!
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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
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Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?
Everywhere.
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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..
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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?
Dinomite
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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?
Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?
Everywhere.
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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?
allahu ackbar!!
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How do you tell the time in the US?
By looking at a bomb
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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?
Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb
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What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice.
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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
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How did ISIS do on their French exam?
They bombed it...
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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?
Everywhere.
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How did ISIS do on their French test?
They bombed it...
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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?
He bombed the exam.
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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?
No, YOU the bomb.
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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?
A boomerang
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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
Bombs
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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?
Because they always bombed their tests.
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What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blown-apart
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Why don't they have bars in Syria?
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?
Because bombs are bright.