Bone Jokes

  • What happens when you find bones on the moon?

    The cow didn't make it.

  • What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

    A T-Bone!!!!

  • What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

    They both want to bury their bone.

  • What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

    Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

  • Why are women like KFC?

    After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

  • What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

    A Bark-aeologist

  • What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

    A CART-ilage

  • What does a woman and KFC have in common?

    By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

  • Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

    Because you can't bury them in trees !

  • What do a chick and KFC have in common?

    Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

  • How many bones are in the human hand?

    A handful of them.

  • What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

    A Blasfemur

  • What did the emu say to the nurse?

    A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

  • What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

    Air to the bone

  • What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

    A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

  • How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

    Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

  • Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

    To bone up on his schoolwork.

  • Why does our body absorb Strontium?

    To make our bones stronger

  • How are women like KFC?

    After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

  • What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common?

    After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

  • Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

    Bones upon a time... !

  • How much calcium is in a kiss?

    Enough to make a bone hard.

  • Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

    A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

  • How many bones are there in a graveyard?

    A skeleTON.

  • How do skeletons make a baby?

    They bone

  • What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

    I've got a bone to pick with you

  • What's a dogs favorite TV show?

    Bones.

  • What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

    When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

  • How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

    None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

  • What does KFC and a woman have in common?

    Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

  • How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

    A skeleTon

  • How would you describe a joke about bones?

    Humerus.97

  • Where do I see myself in ten years?

    I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

  • What do giants and strippers have in common?

    They both grind on bones to make their bread.

  • Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

    He wanted to smoke a joint!

  • What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

    I wanna Bone a part

  • What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

    The cow didn't make it.

  • Why was the paleontologist angry?

    Because he had a bone to pick.

  • How is a lesbian like a camel?

    Their hump has no bone.

  • What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

    Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

  • How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

    A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

  • What did the black cat say to the fish ?

    I've got a bone to pick with you !

  • What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

    the cow didn't make it.

  • What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

    Bone.

  • Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

    To put the bones on the other side.

  • What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

    Phil, eh?

  • What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

    Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

  • Why did the doggy cross the road?

    A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

  • What do women and KFC have in common?

    One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

  • What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

    An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

  • How did the Hulk's mind blow?

    Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

  • Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

    He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

  • Why is a woman like a KFC?

    After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

  • How do skeletons kiss?

    They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

  • What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

    After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

  • How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

    They can feel it in their bones.