Boomerang Jokes

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

    A stick. I'll see myself out now.

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

    Stick

  • What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

    A smell that keeps coming back!

  • What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

    A Stick.

  • Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

    Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

  • What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

    A boomerang

  • What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

    A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

  • Where'd my boomerang go?

    Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

  • What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

    A stick.